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In order to obtain your Student Union Card, you must first take our Entrance Exam. Your Student Union Card entitles you to inside information about special discounts, coming events and lots of other fun things going on the Great Smoky Mountains. If you're planning a visit to the Smokies, your Student Union Card is a great way to help be prepared well in advance of your trip.

Admissions Exam

Fill in the spaces for you name, email address and age below.  The first column (sometimes combined columns) are the questions 1 through 15.  The last column is used to type in your answer.  When you have completed the examination, hit the submit button to send it to our Administration Staff.  We will then email the results of your exam, all correct answers and instructions for obtaining your Student Union Card.

*1. What is your Name?

*2. What is your Email address?

*2a. Confirm Email Address

*3. How old are you? (enter your age, use extra spaces if necessary)

Sample Question

Question:

Who succeeded the first President?

The second President

See how easy this exam is? Congratulations! It's smooth sailing from here.

1.. When is a door not a door?

2.. When is the best time to have lunch?

3.. An old fashioned bike wheel has 21 spokes.
How many spaces are between the spokes - 20, 21, or 22?

4.. What always ends everything?

5.. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?

6.. Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

7.. What animal keeps the best time?

8.. What makes a man baldheaded?

9.. What is it that one needs most in the long run?

10. Make 3 Words using all the letters here: NNGASEOKAMRSTYMOTUI

EXTRA CREDIT QUESTION
What are your comments or suggestions about SMU?  Use the space to the right. Spelling, format, content, and neatness count. (NOT)

*Required Field

 

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